Get Canned

Play these songs loud in your office.

(Disclaimer: I love my job. These are in no way my own sentiments. I just have been listening to Check Your Head in my car a lot and love Funky Boss. And the other song goes well I think. So maybe some of you can relate to these songs, but don't ever think I don't L-O-V-E my job, cuz I dooooo, Okay?)






Funky Boss (Beastie Boys/Nishita) lyrics via http://www.beastieboysannotated.com/
Whoa
Funky boss get off my back
*What in the fuck is happening?*
This sample is most certainly Richard Prior but I don't know from whence it came.
*I can...*
Funky boss get off my back
Funky boss funky bald ass boss
*goddamnit we ain't gonna be nowhere*




Take This Job And Shove It

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more

I will not get all the pieces
I've been working for
Paper cups, minimum wage
Just walk on out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
I will not get all the pieces
I've been working for
Paper cups, minimum wage
Just walk on out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more

They'll have you in this factory
From now on for fifty years
All this time I see my woman
Drowning in her tears
I see a lot of people who
Got to have a piece of me
I'd give the shirt right off my back
If I had the nerve to say

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
I will not get all the pieces
I've been working for
Paper cups, minimum wage
Just walk on out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more

Let's all go use our sick leave up
And then we'll shoot some pool
Got brand new skinhead hair cuts
You think he's a fool
One of these days I'll blow my top
Or somebody's gonna pay
I'd hate to see the process
As you enter the factory and say

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
I won't let that shit bother me
That I've been working for
Paper cups, minimum wage
Just walk on out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here, ain't working here, ain't working here no more